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**removed** · January 27th, 2006, 1:30 AM

Talk Talk - It's my life

**Kayla** · January 27th, 2006, 1:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Kayla

Did I ever tell you about the time I saw an elderly woman gulping milk in aisle 1..

She was wearing a plaid dress, looked like a course and heavy fabric. It was probably wool. Shades of blue and purple. She barely had any hair on her head. She was standing in front of her cart, horizontal to the milk case. I was on the opposite side near the yogurt and cheese trying to figure out where they kept Velveeta in this darn forsaken store. So she did not see me because I had just came around the corner. So I looked over and she is taking that little plastic ring off of a quart of whole milk. She then tips it over and gulps for what must have been eternity as I stood there in awe. I think she drank half. Then she put it back on the shelf and shimmied away.

This was like eating a grape times 100.

**removed** · January 27th, 2006, 1:35 AM

It would have been hilarious if she'd belched loudly afterward, and then left.

That's how I would've done it.
Big.

**David** · January 27th, 2006, 1:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Kayla

She was wearing a plaid dress, looked like a course and heavy fabric. It was probably wool. Shades of blue and purple. She barely had any hair on her head. She was standing in front of her cart, horizontal to the milk case. I was on the opposite side near the yogurt and cheese trying to figure out where they kept Velveeta in this darn forsaken store. So she did not see me because I had just came around the corner. So I looked over and she is taking that little plastic ring off of a quart of whole milk. She then tips it over and gulps for what must have been eternity as I stood there in awe. I think she drank half. Then she put it back on the shelf and shimmied away.

This was like eating a grape times 100.

That is why they invented camera phones.

...and because of girls at the mall.

**Kayla** · January 27th, 2006, 1:39 AM

When I go to a mall, I always feel weird and like I shouldn't be there. I feel like I should be shopping online. The only place I like to shop is a supermarket.. but if it smells weird I can't shop there again. You know that weird grocery store smell some of them have.. We have a chain here called Publix and they usually don't have that smell, which is great for me.

**removed** · January 27th, 2006, 1:42 AM

Walmart FTW, especially around 1 or 2AM when they're restocking and only weird people are inside the store.

**Kayla** · January 27th, 2006, 1:42 AM

I hate going to Wal Mart when they are stocking everything. I always get my cart stuck on people.

**David** · January 27th, 2006, 1:43 AM

I go to Walmart and do all of my shopping there, when it comes to actual store shopping. Ocassionally I'm at the mall, but rarely. Of course, shopping online means you have to pay the taxes you didn't pay to online stores that didn't request it, which makes NO sense to me. They should have requested it. It's their fault, not yours.

**David** · January 27th, 2006, 1:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Kayla

I hate going to Wal Mart when they are stocking everything. I always get my cart stuck on people.

Well, if you'd stop purposefully running it into people you wouldn't have that problem.

January 27th, 2006, 1:30 AM	#397 (permalink)
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January 27th, 2006, 1:35 AM	#399 (permalink)
removed Surpass Abuse Admin Super #1 Joined in Mar 2005 Lives in Houston, TX Hosted on NONE 7,792 posts Gave thanks: 10 Thanked 276 times	It would have been hilarious if she'd belched loudly afterward, and then left. That's how I would've done it. Big. __________________ Unofficial IRC Channel: #surpass EFNet Unofficial = No official support. Support requests can be submitted to our helpdesk.

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Kayla Searcher Surpass Staff Joined in May 2003 Lives in Orlando 24,699 posts Gave thanks: 943 Thanked 806 times	When I go to a mall, I always feel weird and like I shouldn't be there. I feel like I should be shopping online. The only place I like to shop is a supermarket.. but if it smells weird I can't shop there again. You know that weird grocery store smell some of them have.. We have a chain here called Publix and they usually don't have that smell, which is great for me. __________________ Follow Surpass on Twitter and Facebook Check out interesting finds on the Surpass Blog .... it's coming.

January 27th, 2006, 1:42 AM	#402 (permalink)
removed Surpass Abuse Admin Super #1 Joined in Mar 2005 Lives in Houston, TX Hosted on NONE 7,792 posts Gave thanks: 10 Thanked 276 times	Walmart FTW, especially around 1 or 2AM when they're restocking and only weird people are inside the store. __________________ Unofficial IRC Channel: #surpass EFNet Unofficial = No official support. Support requests can be submitted to our helpdesk.

January 27th, 2006, 1:42 AM	#403 (permalink)
Kayla Searcher Surpass Staff Joined in May 2003 Lives in Orlando 24,699 posts Gave thanks: 943 Thanked 806 times	I hate going to Wal Mart when they are stocking everything. I always get my cart stuck on people. __________________ Follow Surpass on Twitter and Facebook Check out interesting finds on the Surpass Blog .... it's coming.

January 27th, 2006, 1:43 AM	#404 (permalink)
David I'm Dope as Crack Resident. Joined in Mar 2004 Lives in Asheboro, NC Hosted on Pass 7 13,036 posts Gave thanks: 7 Thanked 29 times	I go to Walmart and do all of my shopping there, when it comes to actual store shopping. Ocassionally I'm at the mall, but rarely. Of course, shopping online means you have to pay the taxes you didn't pay to online stores that didn't request it, which makes NO sense to me. They should have requested it. It's their fault, not yours. __________________

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