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[FyreFox]

I thought this was funny...it was e-mailed to me from a co-worker.



Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?

A: Try a bookstore-------under fiction. (However, I do think if said man over 60 has enough denero, he will have no problem finding gold digging sexy young women...who act interested in them to get acquire said denero.)


Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.

When you are done you will have a place to live.


Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible.

Is that true? Where can it be found?
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: 'And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt .'


Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.


Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly-----wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.


Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.


Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.


Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.


Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.


Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.


Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique
stores?
A: 'Gosh, I remember these.

[Adam]

Originally Posted by FyreFox

Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible.

Is that true? Where can it be found?
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: 'And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt .'

hahahahaha

[Mark]

I loled