Kayla

I received this forward from George... it made me laugh out loud, funny stuff.

But no politically charged replies please... Just comment on Martha and Ernest. :sheep:



WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

GEORGE W BUSH

We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road.

We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us or for us. There is no middle ground here.



COLIN POWELL

Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.



JOHN KERRY

Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road I am now against it!



RALPH NADER

The chicken's habitat on the other side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrial greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.



PAT BUCHANAN

To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.



RUSH LIMBAUGH

I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet that somebody out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars. And when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government took from you to build a road for chickens to cross.



MARTHA STEWART

No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.



JERRY FALWELL

Because the chicken was gay --- isn't it obvious?

Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the ''other side'. That's what they call it the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we Boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side."



DR SEUSS

Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.



ERNEST HEMINGWAY

To die in the rain. Alone.



MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR

I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.



GRANDPA

In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.



BARBARA WALTERS

Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish it's life long dream of crossing the road.



JOHN LENNON

Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace.



ARISTOTLE

It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.



KARL MARX

It was an historic inevitability.



CAPTAIN KIRK

To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.



SIGMUND FREUD

The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.



BILL GATES

I have just witnessed eChicken2004, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook, - and internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.



ALBERT EINSTEIN

Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?



BILL CLINTON

I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?



AL GORE

I invented the chicken!



THE BIBLE

And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was much rejoicing.



COLONEL SANDERS

Did I miss one?

Kayla

George might not think this should have been posted, but I laughed.. and I felt like it. :P

George

In retaliation,

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.......

Thank you, I'll be here all week, folks!!!

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H

Quite funny, thanks for the laugh.

ethereal

Oooh funny. I found some of them quite witty. =)

Must go show my friends.

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Kris

And I heard if you forward it to 15 people Microsoft will electronically track it, and send everyone 50 dollars on the list!!! For realz yo! :hiding:

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Ancyru

Haha I've got this one.

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frankiejr

The Al Gore reply made me laugh 'til I coughed up a lung.

.frankiejr

sam

Just all week?